Monday, November 1, 2010

Still Laughing

I woke up this morning after a terrible nights sleep to find out that my e-mail address and Facebook account has been hacked. Everything was gone and I really can't get on Facebook which is not a big loss because I got on about once a month anyway. At first it was upsetting but now I am just laughing. I know my blog address was in there so in hopes that the "hackers" visit my blog I have a little letter for them:

Dear Computer Hackers(is that what you like to be called???):

I just wanted to write you a note and tell you that it takes more than a little computer hacking to ruin my day. I hope you are ashamed because if your mother knew what you were doing she would be mortified. My husband fears you are trying to steal my identity so I thought I would give you a little rundown on what that looks like. Typical day:

*Get up at 5:30 and take both dogs out to potty

*Have a little quiet time before all the chaos starts

*Eat yogurt because you are once again on a diet

*Get three kids breakfast

*Make sure Cayla is up and Chris doesn't need anything before he works or goes to school(don't panic you will get down which days he does which)

*By now the puppy has probably had an accident on the floor so you might want to clean that up because I guarantee you someone WILL step in it if you don't get it right away

*Deal with the mouse poop found in kitchen(yes you read it right)

*Find mousetraps for aforementioned mouse issue(I hope this doesn't totally freak you out)

*Spend countless hours on the phone with MSN and your well meaning friends because of some computer hacker(Oops...forgot that's you)

*Do school(did I forget to mention we homeschool????)

*Deal with the Halloween candy that we are up to our knees in(I thought about doing a dentist buy back because I can't afford the extra calories but since your me you can decide because maybe your a little younger and have a better metabolism than I do)

*Take puppy to the vet

*Drop off stuff to grandson(Yeppers you are now a grandparent....congrats!)

*Go for walk....remember metabolism issue???? And dress warm - it's cold here but I guess your used to that because Colorado can be frigid

*Clean up a whirlwind of mess and switch the 6th load of laundry(you might want to get into the habit of starting the laundry early in the day because we average about 4 loads a day but its up to you)

*Go to Upwards banquet

*Pick up Cayla from drums

*Break up 6 fights, clean up 12 spills, and I am sure the puppy has had another accident by now

*Go to Chris's hockey game at 8:30 in Lemoyne(40 minute drive - use GPS - sometimes the games are at 10:30 and you don't even get home til midnight)

*Come home put three little ones to bed(don't forget to brush teeth, make sure they go potty, and say prayers)

*Help Cayla with chemistry(maybe you will find it easy with all the knowledge you seem to have but it's like getting a root canal for me)

*Pay bills(by the way there is not much money left after that so you might want to get a part time job but I hope you do something a little more honest than computer hacking)

*Wash your face and put on moisturizer(we are starting to get old)

*Brush teeth

*Fall into bed exhausted around 11:30

*Get up with puppy at 2:30

*Wake up and REPEAT

Ok, so I know it seems a bit overwhelming but remember you wanted my identity. I would tell you to e-mail me if you get in a jam or have any questions but remember the e-mail is out of commission so you shot yourself in the foot with that one. As for me I will be vacationing someplace warm. And just so you know I would never ask for money to come home from England. I would ask for money to STAY someplace sunny and warm:) Good luck and have fun!

Love always,
The one you hacked but is still smiling

She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. ~Proverbs 31:25

I am still laughing because no one can take my strength and dignity!

Hope your day is blessed and "hacker" free!


Smith7 said...

You make me laugh!!
Loved it!

Debbie S. said...

Great post! I love that you didn't let the punks ruin your day.

Have a blessed New Year!