Cellulite cream really can't get rid of your cellulite.
Mascara can't give you the eyelashes like the model who advertises it.
If it says it tastes the same with half the calories you can actually count on it to have half the taste.
Sticks and stones will break your bones but words WILL also hurt you.
Instant never tastes like homemade.
You can have your cake and eat it too but it might make you gain weight.
And finally I said I would write everyday in October and we all knew that life would happen and I would miss a day like yesterday.
So there you have it. Everything you ever thought was a lie you can now rest knowing that you were right.
Good night bloggy land!